My Funny Valentine: 10 Punny Card Ideas

Brightly colored hearts and personalized mailboxes mean it’s time for Valentine’s Day! Half the fun of Valentine’s Day is the picking of the perfect classroom cards full of cheesy and amazing puns for your littles to hand out to all their friends. Young hearts can be won or lost on Valentine’s Day, all thanks to a well timed pun.

Thanks to creative designers you can pick out the perfect cards for the whole crew and print at home the night before the classroom party. We’ve pulled together some of our favorite Valentine’s Day card puns to help you choo-choo choose the best card for your little’s Valentine celebration.

1. You Are Dino-Mite Valentine


The amount of sugar and sweets at classroom parties can sometimes be overwhelming. These print your own bag toppers can accompany a couple of plastic dinosaur toys to help provide balance to the sugar buzz.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Rocky Mountain Mama on Etsy.

2. Dueling Hearts


No need to fight loving these adorable fencing valentines. Available in both boy and girl challengers, you can customize these to match your Valentine’s name and personality.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Less Ordinary Designs on Etsy.

3. Awesome Sauce


These saucy valentines are a snack and Valentine’s Day wish at the same time. Print on sticker paper or card stock for the perfect addition to the classroom’s holiday treats.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Pepper Avenue on Etsy.

4. Owl You Need Is Love


Owl do you show how much you love your Valentine? You give them a Beatle’s card and some candy! Print off as many toppers as you need and fill with candies for a sweet holiday treat.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Less Ordinary Designs on Etsy.

5. Nuts About You


There’s no way your Valentine will bolt when they receive this robot card in their mailbox. Perfect for your budding scientist, this Valentine’s Day card might just inspire their next experiment.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Less Ordinary Designs on Etsy.

6. Love is a Battlefield


A love of Blondie can start at any age, and these adorable soldier valentines are both witty and a practical sugar-free treat. Washi tape and a plastic soldier top off this Valentine’s Day treat.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Sweet Tea Paper on Etsy.

7. One In a Minion


Super Bad Super Dad Gru would approve of these despicable Valentine’s Day treats. Perfect for classrooms that only allow pre-packaged treats, these evil sidekicks will be the talk of the entire class.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Gloriously Made Shop on Etsy.

8. Don’t Mask your Feelings


Every superhero has a super disguise, but no matter how good the mask is, Valentine’s Day makes true feelings come out. Unmask [and unwrap] your favorite treats with this printable candy topper.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Maddie Claire on Etsy.

9. Ex-Straw Special


Looking for an ex-straw addition to your Valentine’s mailbox? Krazy straws are a fan fave for every age group. Any leftover straws you have after finishing off cards can add a bit of love to your family dinner celebration, creating a new tradition that you can enjoy every year.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Rocky Mountain Mama on Etsy.

10. Who’s Your Main Squeeze?


Fruit pouches are a healthy addition to a candy filled holiday. Add these printable note cards to your kiddo’s favorite fruit snack and your family will be the hero of the class party.

View this design, and other fun Valentine cards at Libby Lane Designs on Etsy.

There is nothing more fun than opening up Valentine’s Day cards after the class celebration. Picking out fun and memorable cards for your family will create a memory that they (and their classmates) will remember for years to come.

Looking for other Valentine’s Day inspiration? Take a look at Daily Mom’s Guide to Valentine’s Day for more ideas.

Photo Credits: Sara Luke CreativeLibby Lane Press, Rocky Mtn. Mama, Maddie Claire, Gloriously Made Shop, Sweet Tea Paper, Pepper Avenue

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Anne Murlowski

Annie is a lifestyle blogger from the beautiful Colorado Rocky Mountains. She lives just outside Denver with her husband Drew and their Corgi Rogue. Offline she works as a marketing manager specializing in digital marketing and social media. You can find Annie, and her passion for all things Colorado, DIY, Cooking and Decor at RockyMtnBliss. or on Twitter at @RockyMtnBliss.

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