Posts Tagged ‘funny’

7 reasons the Dad Bod is in

Have you seen a twitter feed recently that proclaimed “The Beauty of the Dad Bod”? Did you have to do a double take? If you have never heard the phrase before – have a little fun and do an image search on Google for “Dad Bod”.

The first thing that comes up will likely be a man who once resembled Jay Gatsby, Howard Hughes, and Romeo. That’s right, Leonardo Decaprio himself put on a couple pounds and now has a paunch. Wherefore art thou Romeo? He went to the bar and had an extra beer and a bowl of pretzels to work on his physique.

That’s right, the current en vogue body, at least for some segment of the population, is one that doesn’t resemble Matthew McConaughey. In fact it probably looks more like… 

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Moms vs. Non-Moms: How did they stack up?

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As moms, we’ve all felt the sting sometimes. Maybe your newborn will only fall asleep when Daddy is bouncing them? Or your toddler suddenly behaves angelic for Grandma while you’re away, and saves all their pent up frustration for an epic tantrum twenty minutes after she leaves? Let’s face it, raising tiny humans is hard. So today, we’ve decided to “test” moms against non-moms, to see who comes out ahead in some minor parenting tasks. You may be slightly jealous at how chic and professional your single girlfriend looks on a daily basis, but will she be able to hang doing your job?

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Reasons Moms Are Late

Reasons Moms Are Late

Motherhood is hard, we all expect it. When you are first pregnant you prepare for everything you can: you pick the perfect crib, the perfect bedding, the perfect rocker. You research every birth option, every diaper, every bottle. You make lists for everything, compare, contrast and decide. Then your little bundle of joy is born and they grow and grow and grow- then all the things that you couldn’t prepare for begin to happen. Never did you realize how complicated life would get. Even if you’re the most organized person you can have days where you feel like your life is spinning out of control and you are powerless to stop it. Being a mom at home is hard enough, but when that fateful day comes and you finally decide to leave the house- never could you have imagined how hard that would be; how time consuming, how challenging. Why do these little people a quarter of your size make it so hard to get the heck out of the house on time? We’re here to share some of the honest reasons moms around the world are notoriously late- and 9 1/2 times out of 10 they are not our fault.

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MUST WATCH: Hilarious New Mom Rap Video

New Mom? We’ve been there! There’s nothing like having your world turned upside down then throwing in an extreme lack of sleep, normally used to counter balance complete chaos. This video is part of Leslie Newton’s campaign for her new diaper bag venture and it’s hilarious!! It highlights the “awesome” moments of having a newborn, but make sure you watch it to the end. There’s a cute message for the new moms about to lose their minds. You’re a mom? You’re the bomb!



Leslie Newton is at it again! The former designer at timi & leslie has ventured onto her own doing what she does best, stylish, functional diaper bags. Her new company is appropriately named Newlie and she’s calling on moms for some help with her new venture. You can contribute a dollar amount that coincides with a perk: $5 will get you a shout out on their web site as well as access to media documenting the journey of the company while $10,000 will allow you to design and name your very own bag and score you an invite to the launch party! Of course there are many dollar amounts in between with some awesome perks as well.


Check out her site for more information on her project:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/newlie-cool-bags-for-hip-parents#home


 

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Dating Disney Princes in Real Life


A lot of attention is given to Disney princesses–whether they are sexist examples that are harmful to little girls or harmless characters from beloved animated films. Little attention, however, is ever given to the Disney princes and their place in our real lives. We loved this hilarious take on what Disney princes may be like if you were to run-in to them in real life.

Which Disney prince was your favorite? Will this change how you view Disney films in the future?


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The Mom Workout

Are you an overwhelmed mom with no time to workout?  Do you feel like you’ve finished off one too many of your kids leftover chicken nuggets and now your backside is paying the price?  Do you want to workout but are trapped in the house by one, two or three raging maniacs??  Then this is THE workout for you! We have come up with the perfect workout for moms (or even dads!) that are stuck in the house all day with the kids. This way you can turn all of the whining, fighting, unlimited snack requests and messes into an excuse to get your fitness on.

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A Guide to Surviving Kids Shows

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Picture this: you’re with your child, having a jolly time playing with Little People and that precious face looks up at you with her big eyes and huge grin and says “Mommy, watch Einsteins!” Time stops…your heart skips a beat…and in that moment you quickly realize you need to remain calm.  You take a deep breath and look lovingly at your beautiful daughter and say “Ok sweetie!” while simultaneously squelching your need to scream “NOOOOOOOO!”

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I’m Pregnant! 18 Ways to Tell Your Husband & Family

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You have checked and double-checked, in fact you probably tested with 3 home pregnancy kits and still aren’t sure that you believe it. You’re pregnant! Before you start buying your nursery furniture online, you have to tell those who mean the most to you! Here we have compiled a variety of ways, some popular and some original, for you to surprise your sweetie or family with this important news.

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