Parents, let’s be real: We can only hear “Banana…banana who?” a few more times before we ban knock-knock jokes forever. However, as parents we want the best for our children, and that involves jokes. Jokes are the ultimate break from reality, so whether you need a giggle in the car, or your children are having a hard time getting out the door during your morning routine, you just might need a knock-knock joke. Check out these knock-knock jokes and start to freshen up your family’s material!
25 Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost says.
Ghost says ‘who’?
NO! A ghost says ‘boo!’
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
A door is between me and you, could you please open up?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, what are you crying for?!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
No, car go “beep, beep.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOO!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, no, just a doctor.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You’re a shoe?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s pronounced “Idaho”.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d take a peanut if you have it!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood and wanted to stop by!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I need to pee!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, it’s a secret.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the doorbell.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door a lot.
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Laughter Is Contagious
There you have it, parents. You are now prepared to go toe-to-toe with any tiny comedians who live in your home. But beware-children’s imaginations run constantly, and they may just get creative and make up some of their own jokes! Laughter is contagious, healing, and boosts the mood of everyone who is participating. While these jokes may be silly or even corny, what matters is the love that goes into creating them, and the laughter that comes out.
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