Parents, let’s be real: We can only hear “Banana…banana who?” a few more times before we ban knock-knock jokes forever. However, as parents we want the best for our children, and that involves jokes. Jokes are the ultimate break from reality, so whether you need a giggle in the car, or your children are having a hard time getting out the door during your morning routine, you just might need a knock-knock joke. Check out these knock-knock jokes and start to freshen up your family’s material!


25 Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Daily Mom Parent Portal Knock-Knock Jokes

1Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Ghost says.
Ghost says ‘who’?
NO! A ghost says ‘boo!’

2Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

3Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
A door is between me and you, could you please open up?

4Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?

5Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, what are you crying for?!

6Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water!

7Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.

8Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
No, car go “beep, beep.”

9Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

10Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?

11Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOO!

12Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

13Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, no, just a doctor.

14Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You’re a shoe?

15Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s pronounced “Idaho”.

16Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d take a peanut if you have it!

17Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it’s freezing out here!

18Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood and wanted to stop by!

19Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

20Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I need to pee!

21Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

22Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, it’s a secret.

23Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the doorbell.

24Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…

25Knock Knock.

Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door a lot.


Laughter Is Contagious

Daily Mom Parent Portal 25 Best Knock-Knock Jokes

There you have it, parents. You are now prepared to go toe-to-toe with any tiny comedians who live in your home. But beware-children’s imaginations run constantly, and they may just get creative and make up some of their own jokes! Laughter is contagious, healing, and boosts the mood of everyone who is participating. While these jokes may be silly or even corny, what matters is the love that goes into creating them, and the laughter that comes out.


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