Children are naturally funny. Let’s be honest: most of the time, they are hilarious! Their little giggles and laughter are the sweetest noise. And the best part: their laughter is contagious. It’s the best feeling to be caught up in a laughing fit with a child of any age. From knock-knock jokes to silly one-liners, jokes are a phenomenal way to share a laugh with your little ones.

So, take a look at our list of the funniest jokes for kiddos we could come up with. Share them with your little ones and we’re positive you all will be rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically, in no time!


60 Jokes for Kiddos

daily mom parent portal jokes for kiddos

1Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

2Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doody.

3How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

4What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

5What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nach-o cheese.

6What time do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

7Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

8What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog!9

9Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!

10Why was the belt arrested?

Because it was holding up some pants.

11What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

12Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He was looking for his buddy, Pluto.

13How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Just act like a nut!

14What do you call two birds in love?

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Tweethearts!

15Why did Charlie go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

16Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

17What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner’s on me!

18What do you call a dinosaur when it’s asleep?

A dino-snore!

19What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

20What animal can you always find at a baseball game?

A bat.

21What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

22Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

23Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs.

24What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

25How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

26What did the nose say to the finger?

Stop picking on me!

27Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!

28What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

29Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with.

30What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

31What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A minnie van, of course.

32Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

33What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

34Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Cause he felt crummy!

35Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 8 9!

36Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

37Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

38What did the calculator day to the student?

You can count on me!

39What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

40How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

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You rocket!

41What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

42What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

43What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

44Knock, knock

Who’s there
Ya
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!

45What does a spider’s bride wear?

A webbing dress.

46Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

47What did the policeman say to his tummy?

Freeze. You’re under a vest.

48What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister!

49How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

50What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

51What did the banana say to the dog?

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

52Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interupting pir–yarrrrrr!

53Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil-vania.

54Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little hoarse.

55What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

56What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?

A pie-thon. 

57What kind of haircuts to bees get?

Buzzzzzcuts. 

58What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer! 

59Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing. 

60Knock, knock

Who’s there
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!


Next time you are in need of a laugh, or in a pinch for an extra dose of happiness-grab one of our jokes for kiddos! They make for better (and funnier) snow days, car rides, or shopping trips.

Pro Tip: keep this list of our favorite jokes for kiddos on hand at all times to get endless smiles and laughter from your little comedians.

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