60 Jokes for Kiddos that will have them Rolling on the Floor

Children are naturally funny. Let’s be honest: most of the time, they are hilarious! Their little giggles and laughter are the sweetest noise. And the best part: their laughter is contagious. It’s the best feeling to be caught up in a laughing fit with a child of any age. From knock-knock jokes to silly one-liners, jokes are a phenomenal way to share a laugh with your little ones.

So, take a look at our list of the funniest jokes for kiddos we could come up with. Share them with your little ones and we’re positive you all will be rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically, in no time!


60 Jokes for Kiddos

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Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doody.

How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nach-o cheese.

What time do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog!9

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!

Why was the belt arrested?

Because it was holding up some pants.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He was looking for his buddy, Pluto.

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Just act like a nut!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

daily mom parent portal jokes for kiddos
Why did Charlie go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner’s on me!

What do you call a dinosaur when it’s asleep?

A dino-snore!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What animal can you always find at a baseball game?

A bat.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

What did the nose say to the finger?

Stop picking on me!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with.

What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A minnie van, of course.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Cause he felt crummy!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 8 9!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

What did the calculator day to the student?

You can count on me!

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket!

daily mom parent portal jokes for kiddos
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Knock, knock

Who’s there
Ya
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!

What does a spider’s bride wear?

A webbing dress.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

Freeze. You’re under a vest.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

What did the banana say to the dog?

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interupting pir–yarrrrrr!

Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little hoarse.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?

A pie-thon. 

What kind of haircuts to bees get?

Buzzzzzcuts. 

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer! 

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing. 

Knock, knock

Who’s there
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

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Next time you are in need of a laugh, or in a pinch for an extra dose of happiness-grab one of our jokes for kiddos! They make for better (and funnier) snow days, car rides, or shopping trips.

Pro Tip: keep this list of our favorite jokes for kiddos on hand at all times to get endless smiles and laughter from your little comedians.

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Raquel is an elementary ESL teacher living in Pittsburgh with her husband and fur babies. She's usually planning her new adventure, whether it be exploring the city she calls home or setting off to a new country! When she's not teaching or traveling, you can find her cuddling with her fur babies, at a yoga class, reading a book, creating a DIY project, or writing in her planner.

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