Mother’s Day jokes help you realize you are not in the mommy trenches alone. Moms with children of all ages can relate to these silly “mom jokes” in one way or another. Whether you are the Mom to a newborn baby and toddlers or elementary school children and tweens, moms can share a knowing glance across a crowded grocery store or library.
Moms of teens and grown children know the rules to the “Mom game” keep changing but the joy, the love, the struggles, and the worries, remain no matter how old your baby is today. Find your funny bone and share a few Mother’s Day jokes with your children or your bestie this May.
Celebrate with Animal Mother’s Day Jokes
Why did they rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day? She bit her tongue.
Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day? She was an alley cat.
What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
How did the polar bear open her Mother’s Day card? With her bear hands.
What did the polar bear give his mom on Mother’s Day? A bear hug.
What did the Mom shark say to the teenage shark? Watch that sharkasm, young man.
What did the momma say to the foal? It‘s pasture your bedtime.
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What did mommy pig put on her Mother’s Day pancakes? Hog Cabin Syrup.
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner? Chocolate Mouse.
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day? The moo-vies.
How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day? Use the moooooote button.
What did the waiter say to the mommy dog when he served Mother’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother’s Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
How do piglets wake their mama up on Mother’s Day? With hogs and kisses.
Enjoy Mother’s Day Jokes During Family Dinner
What should you make mom for dinner on Mother’s Day? Anything you want – she’s just happy that she doesn’t have to make it!
What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch Up.
What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses.
Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater for Mother’s Day? She was chili…
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Why did the boy make sweet potato pie for Mother’s Day? His mom always said his pie was yamtastic.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What did Chewbacca bake for his mom on Mother’s Day? Chocolate Chip Wookiees.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast? Stop goblin your dessert.
Mother’s Day Jokes to Bring on the Giggles
Why don’t mothers wear watches? There’s a clock on the stove.
Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks? She heard he grew another foot!
Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb? I love you watts and watts!
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom? He spent too much time on the Web.
What did the mother rope say to her child? Don’t be knotty.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day? Because she left the phone off the hook.
What should you never give a mommy dentist on Mother’s Day? A plaque.
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib? A batmobile.
Why is it difficult to shop Mother’s Day sales? Because mothers are priceless.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It’s time to go to sweep.
How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning? Say, “Mums the word.”
What did the digital clock say to its mother? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
Mother’s Day typically is not a day for relaxing (because you are the Mom), but a day for making memories, smiling, and laughing with your children. Share a few of these Mother’s Day jokes with your family and friends. And, Happy Mother’s Day from all of us here at Daily Mom.
Sources: Fatherly, Fun Kids Jokes, Jinxy Kids, Beano
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