Father’s Day jokes put you in the driver’s seat to tickle Dad’s funny bone. He may be the one who normally brings the laughter with his hilarious and sometimes not-so-funny Dad jokes. But today is the day to turn the tables, help your kiddos put on a comedy show for Dad for Father’s Day. Perhaps, have your children dress up in Dad’s favorite dress shirt, T-shirt, or tie. It doesn’t matter if your children are young or teens, the goal is to have fun, make memories and get Dad to belly laugh at your favorite, Father’s Day jokes.
Father’s Day Jokes about Father’s Day Gifts
Start the fun with Father’s Day jokes about Father’s Day gifts. Most Dads are impossible to buy for anyway. How many pairs of socks and underwear does one guy need? It just might be easier to write Father’s Day jokes than to come up with a terrific gift.
What’s the perfect Father’s Day gift? A book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the boy not give his dad a gift on Father’s Day? The boy knew his Dad already had the best gift – him.
What’s the easiest kind of flower to find for dad on Father’s Day? Daddylions.
What’s a fun Father’s Day gift for a dad who loves golf? Silly putty.
Why do dads who like to golf get extra pairs of socks for Father’s Day? Just in case they finally get a hole-in-one.
What should you never give a daddy dentist on Father’s Day? A plaque!
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because he was the coolest dad in town.
Why wasn’t one Father’s Day gift any better than the other? It was a tie.
Animal Father’s Day Jokes
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison.
How did the piglet wake his papa up on Father’s Day? With hogs and kisses.
Why was the father so creepy on Father’s Day? He was a daddy-longlegs.
What did the baby otter say about his dad? You are a Dad like no otter.
How did the Grizzly Bear open his Father’s Day card? With his “bear” hands.
What did the Grizzly Bear give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
What did the spider say to his dad? You spend too much time on the web.
Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day? He was an alley cat.
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What did the ferret do with his dad on Father’s Day? He played POP Goes the Weasel.
How is the baby bird like his dad? He’s a chirp off the old block.
What did the baby moose say to his dad for Father’s Day? Dad, you’re “A-moosing!”
Father’s Day Jokes About Food
Jokes about food will prepare Dad for mealtime. Everyone loves food jokes because everyone eats, therefore, everyone can relate. The beauty of a good joke is getting the majority of people in the room to laugh.
What treat does Daddy like for Father’s Day? POPsicles.
What did the grape say to his dad? Dad, you did a grape job raisin’ me!
What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day? POPTarts!
What did the cheddar cheese say to his dad? This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re a really “grate” dad.
What do dads like to snack on for Father’s Day? POPcorn.
What did the mushroom say to his dad? Dad, you’re a fun guy.
Why couldn’t the digital clock make Dad dinner for Father’s Day? It had no hands.
What did Daddy pig put on his Father’s Day pancakes? Hog cabin syrup
Father’s Day Jokes to Share on His Big Day
Why did Dad want to go fishing on Father’s Day? He was hooked on it.
What did the angler dad want to play on Father’s Day? Go Fish.
What’s the last thing the balloon said to his dad on Father’s Day? POP.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day? Pop music.
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Why do dads take naps on Father’s Day? Because their family lets them!
Do Dads have fun on Father’s Day? aPARENTly.
What can you give a dad for Father’s Day that he’ll love – and costs nothing at all? A long nap.
The bond between a father and son is like no other. For the most part, the relationship is not a joking matter, but, of course, where is the fun in growing up and/or raising kids if you don’t take the time to laugh every now and then?
Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don’t have it.
Father: Why not? Son: My friend borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
When is the boiling point reached? When my Dad reads my report card.
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“Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it.”
What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? Luke, I yam your Father!
Then there is the bond between a Daddy and his daughter. So sweet. Many say a Daddy’s little girl can wrap him around her little finger. Daddy-Daughter date nights and Daddy-Daughter dances set the bar for when the little girl is all grown up looking for her Prince Charming.
Why did the Dad wear sunglasses? His daughters were all so bright!
Father: Do you remember where I put my list of Dad jokes? Daughter: Don’t worry. I’ve been storing all of your Dad jokes into my Dad-a-base.
My dad says being a good Dad is like shaving… No matter how good a job you do, you still do it all over again tomorrow!
You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes. I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…
What do you write in a Father’s Day card for your spouse?
Writing a Father’s Day card to your spouse is an opportunity to show your love and appreciation. Acknowledge all the ways you appreciate your partner and the special things they do as a father. Kind words, heartfelt memories, and jokes are all great ways to make your spouse feel special. Here are few ideas to get you started:
“Happy Father’s Day to the best dad ever — I’m so lucky to have you in my life! Thanks for all the times you’ve made us laugh and for all the experiences you’ve given us.”
“You have been an amazing example of what a father should be. Your dedication, love, and support have made a huge impact on our lives. Thank you!”
What is the best message for Father’s Day from a daughter?
For a daughter, you might want to write a heartfelt message in your Father’s Day card to your dad or grandpa, letting him know how much you appreciate his love and support. And don’t forget to include a Father’s Day joke to make him smile! Father’s Day is the time to show the special men in our lives how much they mean to us. From dads to grandpas, here are some funny Father’s Day jokes that will make them chuckle!
What do you write on a Father’s Day card?
Father’s Day is a time to thank Dad for all that he does. Don’t forget to put a few Dad jokes in his card, too. Here are a few suggestions:
“Your wisdom, your humor, and your stories have made us grow into the people that we are today. We love you and wish you the best Father’s Day ever!”
“You are the best father anyone could hope for. You have always been there to guide us, teach us, and make us laugh. Wishing you a wonderful Father’s Day!
Father’s Day jokes are your way to share the laughter with Dad. He shares Dad Jokes like, “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent;” and “What’s the secret to telling a Dad Joke on an elevator? It has to work at many levels!” all year long. So now is your chance, try to teach the jokester in your house a few new Father’s Day jokes. Happy Father’s Day from all of us at Daily Mom.
Sources: Fun Kids Jokes, Fatherly, Fun-Stuff-To-Do.com, On My Kids Plate,
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